Laminated

To keep it tight

'My lyics are so tight that I keep them laminated'

by andyskizzle May 23, 2004

laminated book of dreams

the Argos catalogue, according to Bill Bailey

Where did you get that new coffee table from?

Ohh just picked it from the laminated book of dreams.

by wasted_fairy August 14, 2012

Laminated Toast

A piece of toast which has been laminated. Partially to help preserve the toast, but also to show off.

When the teacher asked the class if they were prepared they all took out their laminated toast.

by Ni¢k January 15, 2009

laminated

(n) So drunk that one's eyes appear glassy

Me, Jack, and Frank were at this wicked rippah last weekend gettin' frickin' laminated, dude!

by Moss Herder June 5, 2014

Laminated Eddie

The Act of placing your delightful produced Scat in a plastic lamination pouch before sealing the master piece using a laminating machine. This will keep the Scat Fresh and Moist for an extended period. The Laminated Eddie can then be frozen for use at a later date.

Go and get a knife and cut open that Laminated Eddie.

by Fat Tramp AFFF September 18, 2010

laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.

Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010

laxitate

To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.

Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices

by Biggestguats February 11, 2018