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LaVeyan Satanism

A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.
God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?
by Cryolo December 19, 2019
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LaVeyan Satanism

The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)
by Abraham's Adversary January 20, 2019
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Lavanya

might seem annoyed and probably has rbf when you first meet her, but she will quickly become a close friend. also pretty very short and always has braided hair. she is so so smart creative and talented sweet. good at either singing or dancing. never overshares and very chill and calm but also laughs at everything. always seems on top of things but is a procrastinator. she always remembers the little details from your friendship and is very loyal friend. very funny and life will always be interesting when you are with her.
Person: Man I need a good friend.
Person 2: You should find a a Lavanya.
by hellomynameis1235 March 26, 2022
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Laveya

Laveya is the most beautiful name anyone could name their child. if you know anyone named Laveya you might wanna read this because I’d toy ever let that friend named Laveya go toy will definetly regret it. Laveya is pretty, shy, quiet but she is also good at everything she does. I’d Laveya has a crush on you, you will never know because she will act like she doesn’t even notice you until you find out years later she has a had a crush on you .
If you know someone named Laveya you never wanna let her go because that will be the worst thing you do in your life
by Laveya May 29, 2019
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lavanya

lavanya means gangsta.
damn that's whack lavanya.
whaddup playa, you look mad lavanya tonight.
you think you're all lavanya, up in hurrr?
we spending most our lives livin' in a lavanya's paradise.
by J. Walter Jerome III October 26, 2005
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LaVeyan

LaVeyan Satanism is a religion founded in 1966 by the American occultist and author Anton Szandor LaVey. Scholars of religion have classified it as a new religious movement and a form of Western esotericism
Why are you being such a LaVeyan Jes?
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lavanya

Cashier: Hello ma'am what's the problem?
Lavanya: I want to talk to the manager.
by MussaddiLal February 3, 2021
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