cum laude

cumming with great force and war cries

I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.

by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016

Laser shark

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.

by tonbird February 2, 2010

Suma Cum Laude

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.

Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?

by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Super Laser Piss

An attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

by everywalls December 19, 2021

Laserbeak

A Decepticon cassette, one of the original Generation 1 Series 1 TransFormers. Laserbeak transforms from a bird (buzzard or eagle) mode into a cassette mode, and can be placed inside Soundwave as a cassette.

In various formats (TV series, movie, children's books, US and UK comics) he is used mainly as an espionage agent who finds out secrets while perched on various roofs and ledges. Although his tech spec says that he is too afraid to make a good spy and that he really specialises in interrogation, he is never shown this way in his various appearances in print and on screen.

"Well done, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my other warriors, you never fail me" (Megatron, in TransFormers: The Movie).

by Andy May 1, 2004

Lasue

a girl who loves instagram, velcro shoes, big dicks and little wits. A warm hearted friend who will never leave you hanging, but will be first to share secrets. A get down with the get down, but aint ever down chick. a wingman to the fullest, but only to cock block like Noel. but we love her.

Lasue is a great person, but what the fuck is up with her?

by eshkrew February 10, 2013

laser pointing

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

by Chanukah October 23, 2019