Lauri

Lauri is a person who is fresher than a room fragrance.

Lauri is the definition of fresh.

by Fentrinol Franz November 22, 2021

Lauri brain

Being so bad and retarded at a videogame that our feeble human minds cannot comprehend it. Pretty much like having an hamster with a wheel instead of an brain.

"Jesus, the almighty christ, he just rushed in solo."
"Wow, what an Lauri brain!"

by OppaiSlayer June 1, 2021

Lauri Ylönen

A fit Finn who wears crows' feathers in his hair. Has an obsession with birdies. A respected, I repeat, RESPECTED musician in Finland. Lead singer from a brilliant band called The Rasmus. He was born in Hellsinki on 23rd April 1979.

"Ten inches? She doesn't know what she's saying! 'Bigger?' Bigger and better"

by Solaki Hakala-Ylönen September 17, 2004

Lauri Ylönen

best described in two words....beautiful and inspirational

lyrics, the songs, the person, the idea

by Katelin July 16, 2004

Lauri Ylönen

Finnish for sex on legs. With feathers in his hair.

Lead singer for The Rasmus, wildly popular Finnish band; channels The Crow on a regular basis and writes brilliant lyrics.

"Look! It's Lauri Ylönen!" will generally distract any Finnish-metal-fangirl long enough for you to run away and purchase the latest Rasmus CD.

by Crispy01 December 28, 2005

lauri ylonen

Lead signer of a finnish band, The Rasmus (great band) and is also VERY HOT!

Lauri ylonen is the hottest dude on earth and the best signer

by therasmusmcr May 2, 2005

Lauri Ylönen

A Feather-Black Contact-Razorblade Wearing, Crow Obsessed Guy From Finland That Just So Happens To Be The Lead Singer In The Band The Rasmus That Has A Kick Ass Voice, A Talent For Writing Lyrics, And (To Top it All Off) He's Really Hot... How Can You Complain?

And if it's so that you're talking shit behind my back
I'll let you know I can fight back in the cruelest way
So I'm asking for peace, If you know what that means

Say it again if you want to depress me
Say it again go ahead
I feel nothing

You wanna say something to me
Come and say something to me
What is wrong with you may I ask

by A_Light_In_The_Darkness July 24, 2004