lasagna

When a guy diarrheas all over a girls face and then spreads it around with his dick blinding her.

He then surprises her with different moves for more sexual tension.

Kelsey and I had some great lasagna last night

by abdawg12345678 August 20, 2009

lasagna

A haircut typically sported by male fans of EBM music. Distinguished by a shaven head with a small patch of hair left at the top which resembles the Italian dish, lasagna.

Look at that hot lasagna.
That's a nice slice of lasagna he's got.

by kommandantK September 16, 2008

lasagna

Lasagna, Lasagned(Past tence)Lasagnaing(act of) When you're drunk as hell doing doggy-style and you yack all over her back. Thus looks like a plate of lasagna.

Damn! I was so fucked up last night, I lasagnaed the bitch!

by Jimmy-Jo October 14, 2007

lasagna

How this bowl of pure deliciousness should be pronounced.

Lasagna said like "luh-zag-nay"

by Partyhoe May 19, 2017

Lasagna

Pasta cake.

Yummmm... Lasagna.

by Cabbage_Hat August 14, 2009

Lasagna

Seriously? You search Lasagna?

You really need to eat lasagna right now.

by Crushmind September 22, 2012

Lasagna

One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.

Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool

by claustrophobic chicken February 6, 2005