langered

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

by Concerned Rudey June 24, 2007

Lardered

'Lardered'
To get told to smarten up your uniform by a male teacher. This involves tucking your shirt in and pulling your tie up.
Occasionally this will also involve removing non-school uniform and putting on your blazer.

boy1: what have we got next?

boy2: not sure

teacher: Oi! Get your shirts tucked in and smarten up!

boy1: ughhh...

(a few moments later)

teacher: right now if your teacher asks where you've been, tell them you got lardered

boy2: hahaha you got lardered

boy1: shut up

by mrmsyterypie June 2, 2009

Langered

A new verb coined to describe the process of having a new scope item or change in strategic direction thrust upon an unsuspecting PM, usually 1 week out from an IAR gate and communicated in an ‘oh by the way’ corridor conversation.

"Hey PM, are you still submitting your IAR documentation end of today?"
"I might need a bit longer... I just got Langered"

by BHP rep 101 July 12, 2023