lard ass

a fat obese person who eats to much and gobbles down anything they see

justin parks is such a lard ass

by alex s. November 15, 2004

lard ass

fucking fat ass that cant run or participate in gym class with out having to stop the first 3 minutes

Avery : dude, Mathew get up you lard ass
Mathew : i can its too hard

by @zzhole May 14, 2015

lard ass

Someone who has an ass made of lard...

"OMFG! Look at Rachel Love. She is such a lard ass!"

by Not A Lard Ass October 12, 2008

lard-ass

lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.

Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.

by Lipgloss Arsonist October 5, 2005

Lard-ass

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.

Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!

by MSF69 March 31, 2007

Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.

I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"

by The best lmao December 19, 2016

Lard-Ass

Someone who eats everyone elses food. Cant help themselves but to be fat and ugly. Mating call is Bum Babba Bum Babba Bum.

Hey, yo dude did you see that kid! he ate all the food out of the cabinate! What a Lard-Ass!!!

Yea i heard his name is Quahmir

by DR. Thang November 11, 2012