Intentionally steals, takes, and carries away, leads away or drives away personal goods or property of another with value of more than $2,500.
Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.
Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.
LT: Clark, we have a stolen goat from the farm down the street.
Clark: How much was the goat worth?
LT: Wait, what?
Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!
Clark: How much was the goat worth?
LT: Wait, what?
Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!
by SML8312 November 2, 2009
Get the Gross Larceny mug.by Johnathon Marshalis March 7, 2023
Get the Grand Larceny mug.Related Words
What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.
Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Grand Larceny mug.A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it
by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020
Get the Lightning Quick Larcenist mug.Bill: "I can't stand it! Iv been stalking her for so long i think its time..."
Todd: "Dude, don't rape her!"
Bill: "The fuck? Ha no no no no. You misunderstood me Todd, I ment i was going to steal from her now."
Todd: "Woundn't that be lurceny?
Bill: "Yes. Yes it would be"
Todd: "Dude, don't rape her!"
Bill: "The fuck? Ha no no no no. You misunderstood me Todd, I ment i was going to steal from her now."
Todd: "Woundn't that be lurceny?
Bill: "Yes. Yes it would be"
by Lord Silverleaf August 6, 2010
Get the lurceny mug.
Larcener:
The town is calling the unknown criminal the "Liquor Store Larcerer".
"Jim is the larcener they're looking for".
The town is calling the unknown criminal the "Liquor Store Larcerer".
"Jim is the larcener they're looking for".
by straussy October 1, 2020
Get the Larcener mug.