Lagussy is a large and beautiful giantess (female giant) who walks around in her birthday suit. It comes from a joke that was seemingly deleted on tumblr by two individuals talking about said Lagussy.
From my understanding when the giant did the splits a deer fell into the cavernous hole between her legs and unfortunately died in there, leaving the spirit of the deer and the corpse which grew its own ecosystem of fungi. This was discovered by the trans man who regularly swims in the moist cave in his free time.
It was also mentioned that Lagussy has an ex-husband who never pleased her enough, inferring that there is many or at least multiple giants in this hypothetical world.
From my understanding when the giant did the splits a deer fell into the cavernous hole between her legs and unfortunately died in there, leaving the spirit of the deer and the corpse which grew its own ecosystem of fungi. This was discovered by the trans man who regularly swims in the moist cave in his free time.
It was also mentioned that Lagussy has an ex-husband who never pleased her enough, inferring that there is many or at least multiple giants in this hypothetical world.
Man usually in Lagussy: “Dude, I’ve swimming in Lagussy for so long..”
Deer spirit: “Not as long as me.. she did the splits and I’ve been dead in here ever since.”
Man usually in Lagussy: “..You’re where the fungus is coming from?”
Deer spirit: “Not as long as me.. she did the splits and I’ve been dead in here ever since.”
Man usually in Lagussy: “..You’re where the fungus is coming from?”
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From my understanding when the giant did the splits a deer fell into the cavernous hole between her legs and unfortunately died in there, leaving the spirit of the deer and the corpse which grew its own ecosystem of fungi. This was discovered by the trans man who regularly swims in the moist cave in his free time.
It was also mentioned that Lagussy has an ex-husband who never pleased her enough, inferring that there is many or at least multiple giants in this hypothetical world.
From my understanding when the giant did the splits a deer fell into the cavernous hole between her legs and unfortunately died in there, leaving the spirit of the deer and the corpse which grew its own ecosystem of fungi. This was discovered by the trans man who regularly swims in the moist cave in his free time.
It was also mentioned that Lagussy has an ex-husband who never pleased her enough, inferring that there is many or at least multiple giants in this hypothetical world.
Man usually in Lagussy: “Dude, I’ve swimming in Lagussy for so long..”
Deer spirit: “Not as long as me.. she did the splits and I’ve been dead in here ever since.”
Man usually in Lagussy: “..You’re where the fungus is coming from?”
Deer spirit: “Not as long as me.. she did the splits and I’ve been dead in here ever since.”
Man usually in Lagussy: “..You’re where the fungus is coming from?”
by LagussyFrequenter March 1, 2024
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The only choice you get in some situations, and you just comply with it as you're too cowardly to stand up for your needs. Named after Anthony LaPusso, the entitled, privileged son-brat of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso. He has been raised with plenty of video games around him. His dad, Daniel, wrote him blank checks every time and gave him a Miyagi-do Karate Gi even though he didn't want to "wax on" and "wax off." His mom, Amanda, and sis, Samantha, drive him everywhere. Anthony doesn't really need to take adult responsibilities as his family would always be looking out for him.
That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.
In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.
In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
Carjacker: "Give me all your money. kid. And the car!"
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
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