Laptopping

The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. Popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.

I cant move, breath, speak and don't want to see outside. Do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?

by Captain timelord the don June 16, 2007

Laptopping

When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.

by madebyafan September 15, 2015

Aptoptionist

An optimistic mortition

My mother in law is an Aptoptionist. She is a delight to work worth and always has a great attitude.

by Monstermcclellan September 20, 2011

laptoptoast

When you have your laptop sitting on your lap too long and it starts to burn.

Guy 1: "Man, look at your thighs they're all red"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know, I got laptoptoast surfing the web today"

by inquiz February 9, 2010

Laptopping

Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.

Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.

I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.

by Redwall II May 4, 2010

Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm

We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her

by Definedgarrot November 20, 2016

Laptopping

Definition A: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim there is no evidence for something despite the opposite being true.

Definition B: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim that something true is actually false or misleading in order to perpetuate a preferred narrative.

Media Organization: " The damaging video being shared online which shows the President in a bad light is fake"

Person: "It's literally the same unaltered video that your news organization shared LIVE two hours before you realized it was damaging to your Party's narrative. STOP LAPTOPPING US, you're insulting our intelligence and destroying YOUR credibility

by EndMediaBias June 19, 2024