lametarded

Something so horrificly uncool you need to use two words to describe it.

Spunkee thinks making definitions for your name on urban dictionary is lametarded.

by bahrfight November 5, 2010

Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

by I Like Bread May 15, 2006

Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

by Jax75 June 4, 2007

Lactarted

To be lactose intolerant.

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.

by thebigneon April 7, 2007

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by miss_niss July 29, 2008

Litarded

When it is so ridiculously lit that it’s retarded

Kayleigh the nurse that also worked in a dispensary is litarded

by Jtwright34 October 20, 2018

leotarded

being retarded in a leotard

dude, when you went running through walmart in the one-piece spandex dance uniform, it was so leotarded, it was HILARIOUS.

by heebs December 9, 2008