laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

by Meisen July 7, 2008

lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

by jake826 May 6, 2006

lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

by lila_pause September 4, 2006

lagtard

A contraction of the words lag, which defines a slow sluggish state of a client-server connection rate, thus causing an entire peer network to be reduced to the speed of the lag, and tard, which is a contraction of retard, a typically insulting moniker used to define someone whose lameness or poor quality reduces the quality of his or her peers, a lagtard is the party responsible for lag in an online peer network.

That lagtard with his slow-ass dialup connection is ruining our Counter-Strike game!

by mistermocha June 16, 2004

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 26, 2007

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003

LaTardia

Slang term for LaGuardia airport, in homage to the facility's notorious record for late flight arrivals and departures.

I'm stuck at LaTardia waiting for my flight to leave.

by FingDitFan November 5, 2009