Lapp

The armor that the average tryhard wears in dark souls 3

*Tension rose in the arena as the dying lapp pulled out his murky hand scythe and started spamming quickstep to avoid certain death.*

by Snaaakeeaaaateeer March 8, 2021

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Lapple

A combination of the words "lap" and "Apple. "Lapple"describes the resemblance of an apple sitting on a males lap when he tucks his penis underneath his scrotum and pulls his balls from underneath his closed legs. The pressure often causes the balls to turn red resembling an apple.

Erick just sent me a picture of his fucking "Lapple" while taking a dump; sick bastard.

by Juan-Valdez April 6, 2014

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Lampard

Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.

"It was never a yellow card, but there was no need to have such a Lampard over it"

by football365247 July 29, 2020

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Lampathy

A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.

Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!

by PowellBar March 7, 2011

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