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Adam Lanza

1: do you know what adam lanza did?

2: yes he was a great guy! really inspiring
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Christian Alexander Lanza is a beautiful human who is best matched with females born in June Christian Alexander Lanza typically attracts older women however his soul tie his other half and his partner in crime ends up being younger. They change the world together.
Christian Alexander Lanza makes me feel alive.
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Adam Lanza

Adam was diagnosed with Autism at 5 and went through many special need courses until he decided to be homeschooled until when he was a teen, and was bullied for being the weird kid in HS. He was mostly seen wearing khaki pants, a blue shirt (He liked to step over his boundaries and wear one with white stripes) and he was also known to carry a briefcase.

Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.

It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.

On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.

Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
Smigglesluvr: Adam Lanza was such a cutie
A normal person: Nigga, what? Kill yourself you troon
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When a school shooter has rizz.
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Are you insanity?
Because I'd shoot up the school for you: this is ADAM LANZA RIZZ
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Cam Lanza

An ugly little fuck that has no friends, except for one named Rachel. Really likes pussy but can never get any. Has gotten one blow job, but braces aren't good for that.... Is fat & ugly.
"I would never want to be like Cam Lanza."
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Adam Lanza

If someone was intent on seeking out the next Adam Lanza or someone like him, and they started their search with some guys on Lay Z Boy recliners, they're not going to come up with much. The more motivated the person, the more likely they are to act on the inherent capability/capacity that all humans have to kill. (We are all born serial killers deep below the surface facades, it's a matter of how likely someone is to act on it.) Serial killers and criminals aren't lazy people, they are motivated, perhaps excessively so.
Adam Lanza wasn't likely the kind of prick that spent a lot of time laying around or stoned as a teenager, he was likely a little bit too motivated internally for that.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
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Oliver Lanza

Oliver Lanza is a tuff alibarbar and a very hot nigga
by Horny for oliver October 8, 2025
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