Lank

The most litty, most dank situation. Only occurs once out of every 1,000,000 lit and dank moments.

Hey did you go to Sally's party? It was lank.

by Sadstroo July 28, 2017

lank

The past tense of link

Hey bro, can you send me the link to that 2 girls 1 cup video?
I lank it to you 5 times already, you're sick.

by antriver August 12, 2009

Lank

Having a wank with lube, particularly shop bought stuff e.g. K y jelly or durex play.

Lube + Wank = Lank

by thenarratorpg October 19, 2012

Lanked

The act of getting pranked and/or pranking someone out of "Love".

I totally got lanked last night!! They said it was out of love but i dunno...

by Cptn Obvious July 21, 2010

lank

The action of one forcibly grabbing someone else’s face and smearing their hand across the said face or in some cases the eye. This action is used to generally humiliate the lankee and show the dominance and superiority of the lanker. There are varying degrees of a lank ranging from the gentle eye smear to the violent dual hand multiple swipes. A lank can be performed by sneaking up on the lankee or face to face.

“Aw man you just got lanked!”
“It’s alright I’ll lank him back so hard he’ll have stretch marks on his face.”

by Rudolf Schmit February 23, 2007

Lank

Look there's a lank. In other words (there's an Anthony Bachalani)

Lank can be defined as an Anthony Bachalani

by Lank - Real definition April 15, 2019

Lank

The lankiest of the all.
Name typically starts with L.
Always has a small and muscular peen.

Bro, you are looking like such a lank right now.

by Lankerson August 11, 2019