langer 

langers = drunk
langer= insult
my langer=penis

dude your such langer,you got so langers and whipped out you langer in front my gran.

langer by r_d_m December 2, 2010

langer 

Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.

Being drunk

What a langer!

Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.

langer by Stephen Murray August 23, 2005

Langer 

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

Langer by LargeHunk February 3, 2019

Langer 

Someone who owns a Japanese car.

The langer in the Glanza

Langer by chaballs January 14, 2009

Langer 

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

Langer by antix June 16, 2016

Langer 

An oversized person in the vertical direction. Often these people are found with large toes. When playing soccer if a player has a very hard and long kick they can be described as having a langer toe

Dave u stupid LANGER!
Out my way U LANGER?
This kid has a langing toe

Langer by ROREMAN DEE PIPMAN DEE May 13, 2006

langer 

anger at langnes, when reading the redundant posts of a langnes, the feeling generated is irritation at the author...this feeling is langer

Did you read what that langnes wrote about your idea, it was so irritating I still am dealing with my langer.

langer by dusano December 25, 2008