lampard

the fit midfield football player who plays for chelsea and england (no. 8). Aslo know as lamps.

'look at lampard he is so fit'
'lampard scored'

by **sojealousofelenrives** September 5, 2008

Lambardi Slap

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick

by alaa October 18, 2007

Lampard tax

When a result has to be voided or reduced in terms of impressiveness because was against the non existent tactics of the dirty brexit Tory EDL cr@cker cunt of a manager Frank Lampard

"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got rinsed by Aston Villa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"

by ybootyfooty December 26, 2020

Lampard Whore

Someone who on the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 game FIFA 10; the world famous soccer game, repeatedly plays as the team Chelsea in online ranked matches in order to use the player Frank Lampard. This player has been programmed with the ability to strike the ball incredibly powerful and accurate from long range distances, and although this is certainly true in real life as he is known for his long shots, the extent of these abilities shown in the game is somewhat unrealistic. Many FIFA players often choose to be the team Chelsea simply in order to repeatedly shoot with Lampard, and often score as is the case. This annoying feature within the game has lead to the creation of the phrase "Lampard Whore", which although could be deemed an insult, is not necessarily offensive, it simply refers to someone who excessivley picks Chelsea and shoots with Frank Lampard.

For example, You are playing FIFA 10 as AC Milan, a good solid team, but after 15 mins of gametime your 3-0 down as a result of the opposite player having chosen Chelsea and scored outside the penalty box with Lampard 3 times in a row. This is when you shout "F**k this you Lampard Whore" down the 360 microphone and quit the game.

Hence "Lampard Whore"

by Grush111 January 5, 2010

lambardin

The moment suspended in time when two opposite things come together to create a beautiful thing. Starting to get quite popular in the west coast. (Discovered by: Stephen Parrish of Lodi CA)

"Lambardin" when one (the Peanut Butter) joins the other (the jelly). its a beautiful thing. "Lahh-m-Bardin" can be used of course in every day life.

by Stephen Parrish August 22, 2011

Lampard goal

a legitimate goal that is denied by a referee due to misjudgement. Source: World Cup 2010 pre-quarter final match between Germany and England. During the match, a Frank Lampard shot bounced off the undreside of the bar into the net but the goal was not allowed by referee Jorge Larrionda.

Oops again! The referee disallowed the goal. The team were a victim of two Lampard goals in a row.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

Lamwad

Lame person; stupid person

I.E.
"LOLOLOL IM COOL I <3 JUSTIN BIEBER N SHIT LOLOLOL <3"

"SHUT UP YOU LAMWAD."

by ohmycake May 7, 2010