The unfortunate circumstance when ones poor vision leads them to believe pimptitude is at an all time high.
by NickK333 May 5, 2007
Get the Lamadness mug.Lamadia is located on the Northern Hemisphere. It is a small island between Europe and Asia which you probably haven't heard of. It's isolation and size keeps much of the world unaware of it's beauty. In fact, the people who live here are often highly intelligent and quite beautiful. The language that they speak is Lamadian. The most popular religion people follow is called Lamquan. And no, just because it sounds like it doesn't mean they worship llamas as a god. The Lamquan faith truly believes in sacrificing children in order to please the gods. As you might know, The Carthaginians, Israelites, The Etruscans, The Chinese, The Celts, The Hawaiians, The Mesopotamians, The Aztecs, The Egyptians, and The Inacs all believe in sacrificing human beings. Every year they sacrifice 2 children. There is one girl and one boy who are chosen. People who follow Lamquan go to a Lamquan Church and pray to Lamazen, the God, every Tuesday.
Mike: did you know ded o was lamadian?
Tony: wow I didn't, that's cool!
Mike: yeah I speak fluent lamadian.
Tony: damn dude! we should be best friends.
Mike: you're right, you seem awesome.
Tony: ded o buddy...you there?
Ded o: o
Tony: wow I didn't, that's cool!
Mike: yeah I speak fluent lamadian.
Tony: damn dude! we should be best friends.
Mike: you're right, you seem awesome.
Tony: ded o buddy...you there?
Ded o: o
by GlitterRobber May 13, 2017
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by clubby1 April 15, 2008
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by Cake Cuff May 4, 2007
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2. The anchor to all things enjoyable and happy.
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Herbavores are having a party. Great beats provided by DJ Stegasaurs. The tree bark Chef Triceratops made is so tasty. Yo my boy Pteredactyl I haven’t seen you is so long. Dramtically the door swings open and it’s my roommate. He’s brooding with emo overtones. He pulls me aside and asks that the music gets turned down and everyone he doesn’t know should leave because he doesn’t trust them. Also, he can’t stay up late with me because he has to rock climb with his new Omnivore friends. I return to the party. "Who’s that?" they ask me. Oh, that’s just my roommate. He’s Lameasaurus Rex.
by kazkaz November 9, 2011
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