lavashipping

In 2011 a popular kids television show known as ninjago was made and released. Shipping Cole (the black ninja) and Kai (The red ninja) is known as lavashipping

Guy: Whoa look at this lavashipping fanfic i’m reading
Girl: lavashipping?
Guy: Cole X Kai, from Ninjago

by SunflowerXXJ January 26, 2020

Human Lampshade

The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,

"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"

"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"

by BigApplez June 16, 2015

Lamisha

A girl who is full of brightness, In Arabic means: Brightness, and the girl is beautiful and VERY kind, so that when the girl does something mean (Maybe once 3 years or a lifetime, just an estimate) the people who experienced her mean thing glance in awe and are so taken aback, they are not believing this and take this as a joke, and the girl is GORGEOUS, so sometimes being too kind isn't too good, so when the girl does something mean, because she has to, she has to do it really mean, and serious, so the people take it seriously...

Person 1: Hi!
Girl, Lamisha: (Punches person 1, but a little light, but still meaning to be mean)
Person 2: Probably a j-joke don't worry...
Person 1: Yea, like a playful punch...
Girl, Lamisha: Um yeah...

by ...hzycbdhd July 11, 2011

Canadian Lampshade

A sexual act in which a man drapes his testicles over their partners eyes and penis across the bridge of the nose simulating a lamp switch and shading the eyes.

Last night I performed a Canadian Lampshade on my wife.

by ThatCOGuy July 21, 2021

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

Lamesha

A true wife. The very definition of love, happiness, and our joy in your life. A heart of pure gold. Goes above and beyond for friends, family and humanity. Her beauty and body are out of this world. A builder and a true family women who takes care of business. Has good credit, invests and builds. She is every mans dream and every women’s nightmare. Humble, passionate and loyalty unmatched. Mesmerizing, beautiful and a true angel from heaven. The best you’ll ever have and if you lose her you will never feel such intense of a love lost. True definition of a woman in every way. Intelligence unmatched.

She’s has the beauty and brains that are out of this world. She is a true angel. Her name is Lamesha

by Trustworthy1215!!!! November 24, 2021

wisconsin lampshade

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

by Glooping October 2, 2020