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da laing

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing
-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing
by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011
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violet laing

the word you use when ur sock gets wet and u cant put it back on
im im violet laingin out here after i went to the pool
by violetisawhore May 27, 2020
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Andrew Laing

Usually found at events where there is free stuff, and most likely ripping into some minority. He is the guy always in the fridge stealing others alcohol. Never seen without trusty coupon book.
John - " look at that guy picking out coupon books from peoples letter boxes"

Bruce - "haha yeah what an andrew Laing"
by 101God101 May 30, 2009
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Adam Laing

Hey james, what an Adam Laing that lad is.
by I'm a badass. November 9, 2009
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Ass Laing

A Man Whose Nuts Are At His Ass. He May Also Like Peas, Sugar And / Or Water.
I Was Playing bricket When My Ass Laing Was Kicked In The Ass, He Screamed "OUCH MY NUTS"
by Fatz May 20, 2003
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David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.
Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!
by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008
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Jared Laing

Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.
"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"
by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 8, 2016
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