Lagamemnon

The king of all laggers, brings your online gaming speed down to a crawl.

Guy playing Call Of Duty: "Wow, is this guy using dial up?! Seriously my game speed went down to zero! He is Lagamemnon!"

by Da Sperminator April 12, 2012

Lagamorph

Rabbit. Not a rodent as a lagamorph has two additional teeth (6 total, 4 top, 2 bottom)

My lagamorph can kick your lagamorph's ass!

by Blake T December 13, 2008

ted laguatan jr

Ted Laguatan Jr Is a wealthy mega heir connected to multiple billionaires and also the owner several food and beverage related companies in the Philippines. He is often compared to Ramsay bolton is and is one of the most hated ceos in the Philippines. Net Worth $39 MILLION DOLLARS.

ted laguatan jr is an arsehole

by wupadupa November 19, 2021

Lagamorph

A sluggish, lazy person

My husband is a lagamorph refusing to get out of bed.

by magdelamagpie March 28, 2021

Lagumentous

A word to describe a Lizzie
Synonyms: witty, wonderful, clever

A: Lizzie is so nice and funny, i wish i could describe her.
B: She's so lagumentous!

by WhatsHerNameAgain August 10, 2023

laguard

To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.

Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.

The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.

by qdnjfy December 24, 2003

LaGuardia nap

The ~30 minute nap one takes the night they write their LaGuardia research paper.

Teacher: "Why are you so tired?"
Student: "Last night I had a LaGuardia nap."

by 2013markov December 13, 2009