lagasse alarm

It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.

The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.

"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"

by Mark H July 11, 2004

Lagasse

A boy that you've been through everything with. They know you in and out. They can tell when something is wrong, and they can usually help you feel better. They're attractive. They're hysterically funny and have the best sense of humor. They're smarter than the average bear in some areas. A boy you love unconditionally.

Did you see that Lagasse? I love Lagasses.

by ThatsThatShitIDontLike August 8, 2012

The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse

Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.

by Todd Todd September 26, 2009

Emeril Lagasse

When you are about to ejaculate and a girl is giving you head, you tell her "let's spice it up a notch" and she will get confused and before she can do anything, do a pelvic thrust and yell "BAM!"

"I think a fractured my girlfriends jaw while giving her the emeril lagasse"

by BHSrapist October 29, 2009

Emeril Lagasse

Similar affects as a donkey punch, but in this instance instead of punching the person, you throw a hand full of pepper in their face to get them to sneeze and get that tightening affect. For full experience yell BAM!

when having anal sex and you're about to climax, grab a hand full of pepper and throw it in your partners face and yell BAM. As, they sneeze their anus will tighten and highten the pleasure. emeril lagasse should be perfomed at own risk.

by joesph baker August 22, 2009

Lagass

To be completely carried away by a high-speed, reckless lifestyle. It’s the state of moving so fast—driven by adrenaline, money, or partying—that you lose your sense of judgment and ignore the consequences. When you're lagass, you aren't just living life; you're letting the life run you into the ground.

“ Yo, did you see Mark? He went total lagass after moving to Vegas; he spent his whole rent check on a table and hasn't checked his phone in a week."

by Charly01 February 21, 2026

Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.

See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse

by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023