The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).
Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.
Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.
After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local Prostitute for "help".
by Psycho-J November 23, 2004
Get the Lackanookieitis mug.Lachinio is the name of a ex pro player in the Rocket League scene that use to make money but now works at a major washing machine company and now a huge part of the washing machine industry.
Mr. Lachinio is ex World Champion in the Rocket League scene but now is referred to as "The Washing Machine" and "Almost beat by a D2 in 1's"
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A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.
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Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...
Even though he saved everybody's lives...
Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...
Even though he saved everybody's lives...
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Get the LaShanda mug.When you guys first meet, he will barely say anything to you. But as you guys progress in the friendship, he will talk to you more and more and start to look forward to the time he could start a conversation. He will eventually like you so much he’ll ask you on a date, but will do it subtly so Incase you reject him, he won’t be that hurt. When you are together he will share everything he can and take every chance he can to get to talk to you. If you find a Lathan in your life, keep him around
Friend one: Hey are you and Lathan talking?
Friend two: Yeah we’ve been talking for a while and he asked me out yesterday.
Friend two: Yeah we’ve been talking for a while and he asked me out yesterday.
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