kantot

gago, ulol, whatever, mofo, yeah right

Dude 1: "Pare balita ko dinale ka daw sa pwet ni Bruno."

Dude 2: "Kantot!"

Dude 1: "Dude, I've heared that Bruno gave you an anal."

Dude 2: "Whatever mofo!"

by carl_camote May 23, 2006

kantoi

a word to discribe that someone is busted, or caught doing something wrong. The word also can be use to discrible a wrong spelling or a wrong pronouncation of a word.

jason: hey lets go shouping
jake: shouping ? do you mean shopping, hahaha kantoi !

andria: i'm pregnant
sarah: kantoi ..

by hairix September 14, 2008

Kante

A French professional football (soccer) player who is a defensive midfielder and is known for his stamina and ability to get the ball back in his team's possession with a tackle or interception but is also adept at going forward too.

Person A: "Did you hear what happened when N'golo Kante lost his virginity ?"

Person B: "No I didn't, what happened?"

Person A: "He won it back"

by DjJazzyGeoff June 28, 2017

kantalupa

awesomeness.
tastes delicious.
super happy fun time.
religion = ernesto-ism.
polish for cantaloupe.

kantalupa is delicious. thats all you need to know.

by kantalupa13 December 16, 2008

kante

wall of china

wall of kante

by Uzlak April 3, 2017

Kanti

A great friend. A lovely human being. Their full name literally means radiant princess who owns a village; I mean is there anything more to say.

Yo! You looking like Kanti today!

by aesthetic-queen August 6, 2017

kantot

Its when you get touched ,just like in chess touch move... "pagnahawakan .. tirahin na!"

Pare KINANTOT ako ng malas..
dude i was TOUCHED by badluck

by Aeonflux October 22, 2003