Kwyjibo

1. A big dumb balding North American ape.
2. Homer Simpson.
3. Me!

I am a kwyjibo

by The Big Ant May 14, 2004

Kwyjibo

A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper.

Kwyjibo on the loose!

by SimpsonsFan1969 July 16, 2023

Kwyjibo

1. El Homo
2. Homer J. Simpson

There’s a Kwyjibo on the loose.

by Kmart Queen February 16, 2024

Kwyjibo

1. El Homo
2. Homer J. Simpson

There’s a Kwyjibo on the loose.

by Kmart Queen February 16, 2024

KWYJIBO

a KWYJIBO is a rule, idea, or excuse. made up on the fly to cheat in a board or video game.

originating from the season one episode 2 "bart the genius" episode of the simpsons where during a gem of scrabble he spells the word "KWYJIBO" and describes it as "a big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin" as an attempt to get out of the game early

"dude you cant do that its against the rules to do that"1
"since when?" 2
"since forever!" 1
"your full of it thats a total KWYJIBO"

by C.T Tracy July 25, 2024

Kwyjibo

A big dumb balding North American ape with no chin.

Origin: The Simpsons

Homer (to Bart): So you're a big dumb balding ape?
Homer chases Bart
Bart: Uh oh, a kwyjibo on the loose.

by DZei August 10, 2025