Klophaus

\ˈkläphau̇s\
1. A momentary lash out provoked by another man, woman, child, horse, or inanimate object.
2. A controversial term referring to the complete disregard for a Montreal fan.

Billy - "Dude did you hear that Big Tex burned down!"
Bobby - "Dude I have something to tell you:("
Billy - "Bobbyy!?!"
Bobby - "It was staring at me with those big wooden eyes, I had a moment of un-clarity"
Billy - "You killed Big Tex!"
Bobby - "No bobby, I Klophaused him. He had it coming"

by SloppyKloppy April 13, 2013

Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabergasted that you want to smash your face into a watermelon

Person 1: I am so kwomphotated, as I can’t compete with the others.
Person 2: Just try harder
Person 1: Do you not understand what I am spiritually feeling as of now. The urge to smash my head through the dorsal of a watermelon is unheard of.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

kpophoeshouse

TikTok group account ran by multiple K-pop fanpages but was initially started by @vivisuperiority. They are always adding members and their content isn’t just K-pop, but anything that they want!

Person 1: “how many members are in kpophoeshouse?”
Person 2: “yes.”

by wannabeshrek June 2, 2021

Kwophobia

The sudden unpredictable hatred of people. Everything can be awesome and then suddenly the feeling of hatred of people will take over. In extreme cases, those suffering from Kwophobia will feel a strong need to stab people in the neck with an air filled syringe.

You see someone squinting and as them, hey what's wrong? They then say, I just had a conversation with Chuck. He is so stupid and now I'm suffering from Kwophobia.

by Frenchwa May 14, 2014

Krophard

When someone cuts to out of their life.

Being totally cut out off someone's life.

When someone blocks you on Facebook and all social network sites and stops taking your calls or changes their number, leaves the city or even the country to get away from you.

He's krophard me good.
She's completely kropharded him.
NOOO!!! don't KROPHARD ME!!! i love uuuu...

by psycho panda July 3, 2012

Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon.

1: "Man monday sucks. I am so Kwomphotated"
2: "I suck at this game, I am behiond flabbergasted, I'm Kwomphotated"

by DryTEK January 18, 2020

kophie

kophie is a ship name for one of the best couple ever, both are funny, silly and not to mention cute; its like the real life Harley Quinn and Joker together and its amazing to see them in class. As well as funny they are both smart and get high grades AND have a good taste in everything. They help people when they can and are so kind and cute. i love them so muchhh ;)

" omg there are Kophie!"
" so cute right! "

by beary_bored January 4, 2023