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Kwanzaa

It's the right-on power handshake of the 1990s. Yet another politically correct tactic to get whites to pay attention to non-whites, primarily blacks. It's a fabricated holiday based on race, invented by a convicted felon, which is too third world for most black Americans, too jewish for black muslims, and too stupid for everyone else. Now that's a fine example for the ghetto children of the world!
I'm cwazy for Kwanzaa!
by Duke December 24, 2004
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Kwanzaa

Tyrone: Yo man what you gettin me fo kwanzaa

Jamal: Nuttin man its just da black hanukkah
by Mgaz December 31, 2011
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Kwanzaa

A popular file sharing program for African-Americans.
Yo' nigga, joo download dat porno of KwAnZzA? Dam dat shit is wak!

Fo' Sho!
by Michael K. January 4, 2005
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Kwanzaa

A fake and gay holiday made up by some random black guy in the 60's.
Person 1: I'm being politically correct and celebrating Kwanzaa!
Person 2: What the fuck is Kwanzaa?
Person 1: I dunno
by iThItStHeFaN May 9, 2010
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Kwanzaa

A holdiday created in the country of Africa. The day where African Americans gather around Pride Rock to celebrate The king of Africa, Simba, the King who saved the african americans from his evil uncle
Kwanzaa-hakuna matata,
by Clayton Bigsby... December 21, 2019
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kwanzaa juice

I drink it every night before I go to bed it's my kwanzaa juice.
by MajCrisis March 17, 2011
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Kwanzaa Carol

A song that is relatively good that is remixed by certain individuals such as Kidz Bop and Bassnectar to make the song sound even worse than it already is.
"Hey have you heard about that new Ke$ha cover to Promises by Nero?"
"Yeah I heard it's such a Kwanzaa Carol."
by JamesEman April 30, 2013
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