Kurty

The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:

1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it

"I wish my boring kitty was a kurty."

by LT8927 October 1, 2008

Kurtis

A boy that is in love with a girl he never met in person.

Kurtis is not stupid, but in love.

by fsfsfgsgfksfsfksfgkefkkfk November 10, 2020

Kurtis

A guy with a mushroom cock

"Kurtis, Mushie"

by Tom fathead July 21, 2020

Kurtis

Kurtis: (Curr-Tiss) : An awesome guy for real. Totally not written by a guy at AESS-

Kurtis is awesome.

by anonymous June 2, 2023

Kurtis

Usually has a construction related career path, resides in a small predominately white town in Pennsylvania. Has a high likelihood of obesity. Definitely doesn't burn.

A Kurtis would work for a fire department. They hate burning

by carolebaskins6969 May 15, 2020

Kurtis

Is a bitch...

And bisexual

Some Kurtis’s are known as buzz kills and attention whores, but we love them anyways

Wow Kurtis is such a bitch

by Latoyamlaj June 6, 2020

kurtie

1. If burt's name was kurt, this would be the name of burt and ernie's child.

2. A person who is very quick to make his wiener do a windmill thing.

ex1. If burt's name was kurt, you'd be such a kurtie... 'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GAY! :D

ex2. nice dick kurtie

by TOOhotTOspot August 4, 2010