Krypto

The worse person on the internet

He just wants clout, what a krypto

by Really Good Lawyer March 22, 2022

Krypto

A hybrid drug that is derived from low potencies of amphetamines and psychedelics. It is often put into marijuana, and is used for its euphoric and psychedelic effects

That joint was fire! The Krypto has me gone.

by datballerboy3957 February 13, 2024

Krypto

Cryptocurrency with a slavic twist. Mandatory to read with a strong accent.

I’m going all-in on krypto, if it moons, I’ll finally upgrade my tracksuit to the gold-stripe edition.

by mlikar_jan October 12, 2024

Krypto-ho

A female with the ability to lift and throw a king size mattress like a champ! She also has the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound! A crazy B*tch.

Man that Krypto-ho was like "fuck your mattress" and straight threw that shit out the window.

by Big Cat 1 January 17, 2013

Krypto slip

When a person makes a fool of themselves and it treatens their reputation.

A huge epic fail while intoxicated.
blacked out drunk.
Being told the next day stupid things you did.
When being the life of the party ends badly.
waking up with bruses due to drunk injury.

Last night I was drunk and krypto slipped so hard core! I can never show my face again!!

Dude last night you krypto slipped in front of EVERYONE!
Did I krypto slip last night? Because I have strange bruses and cuts.

by Birrd November 14, 2011

The Black Man's Kryptonite

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them

Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

by I.S Akbar May 15, 2021

Kryptonian Effect

When you’ve been awake for so long that at the next sunrise you suddenly feel rejuvenated.

If it were not for the Kryptonian Effect, I never would have made it through exams today.

by Schulist December 14, 2017