some fucked up name for weed, it's better than the shit you got last week. The shit you got last week ain't nothin.
"remember that shit i gave you last week? it's nothin"
"well what kind of weed is this?"
"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"
"well what kind of weed is this?"
"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"
by alieonicbubonic November 23, 2007
Get the kryptochroniconolite mug.A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011
Get the Kryptonite Wank mug.A type of Kryptonite that turns Kryptonians gay. It has only made one appearance in the DC universe. In issue #79 of one of the Supergirl Comics.
Lois: You know Superman’s been acting awfully strange since being exposed to Pink Kryptonite. What is wrong with him?
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
by 4:31Time April 19, 2020
Get the Pink Kryptonite mug.A strong love and desire for something or someone. They are something or someone you are unable to stay away from.
by Lea!Rose! January 1, 2020
Get the Kryptonite mug.An attractive women/girl of East Asian, Southeast Asian, or Pacific Islander decent.
Asian girls are smart and have figured out that all's they have to do to control the white man is to tilt their head to one side, while bating their eye lashes, and make a peace sign ( some times while pouting their lips) see kawaii . This will immediately cause the white man to fall under their spell. He then will proceed to carry things for her, make car payments, and watch Korean drama s. While other kinds of men are affected by Asian girl mind tricks the white man seem to be particularly susceptible, and lacks very little immunity to Asian cuteness.
see also yellow fever.
Asian girls are smart and have figured out that all's they have to do to control the white man is to tilt their head to one side, while bating their eye lashes, and make a peace sign ( some times while pouting their lips) see kawaii . This will immediately cause the white man to fall under their spell. He then will proceed to carry things for her, make car payments, and watch Korean drama s. While other kinds of men are affected by Asian girl mind tricks the white man seem to be particularly susceptible, and lacks very little immunity to Asian cuteness.
see also yellow fever.
" I went to Hawaii, and its filled with white man's kryptonite. So, we decided I should stay permanently and buy a condo. I think I will put it in her name too".
by Kyme May 30, 2016
Get the white man's kryptonite mug.Used to refer to something that is your ultimate weakness, that which renders you powerless...in reference to Superman...whose only weakness is kryptonite.
by happythoughts October 14, 2014
Get the my kryptonite mug.by Jeff October 29, 2003
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