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cronenberg

(verb) To have your head explode off your shoulders.

From David Cronenberg, director of "Scanners," "Videodrome," and the re-make of "The Fly." In all these movies people's heads explode.

First known use, 1988, by Apple Employee, Mark "The Red" Harlan, in a public speech to an audience of 3,000 members, with over 150 press present; when describing Apple's reaction to the new version of Windows.
Dude, when your roommate finds out you slept with his girlfriend, he's gonna cronenberg.
by b1-66er September 26, 2005
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kronenbourg

A nasty cheap French beer, that comes in pathetically small bottles. Drunk by people who obviously have never tried real beer
'I'll have a beer please'
*Recieves kronenbourg*
'No, I said beer, not yaks piss'
by DanC October 12, 2005
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Cronenberg

One of the most well known directors of horror films. His films all have bizarre, creepy, and strange/dreamlike characteristics. He is known as an auteur, that is, one of a kind.

You will literally gasp when watching Naked Lunch, a film about some homosexuals which both glorifies and hates them at the same time; will make sure your girlfriend isn't watching you while you guiltily watch Crash, an NC-17 film with explicit sex; will vomit as you watch Videodrome, a film which twists reality and has several references to extreme BSDM; will scream when the guy's head explodes in Scanners; or will simply enjoy your time (if you're like me!)

Cronenberg is the guy for horror films. You get hooked on his films... got to see each and every one of them... well, what'tcha looking at me for... start up pi##tebay and get going... :P
"Long live the new flesh!!!!!!!!" - Videodrome
"Hey wait, be truthful, is this still the game?" - eXistenZ

Cronenberg is one of the weirdest and most strange people to direct horror films and they are about 10 times creepier and weirder than he is.
by Bark Duckerberg December 12, 2011
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A kronenbourg a.k.a 1664

A kronengourg a.k.a 1664 is a woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.
Her at the bar was in last night, she is a proper a kronenbourg a.k.a 1664.
by Duke smurf June 13, 2021
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Cronenberg

Having features reminiscent of body horror or indicative of infectious disease
This roast pig's head is the most cronenberg dinner I've ever eaten.

Dude, are you ok? You're looking a bit cronenberg if I'm being honest.
by Wordy Gordy January 30, 2019
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Cronenberg

a cronenberg is a grotesque, often mutilated being that resembles something from one of his movies; to cronenberg something is to mutate it into such a being.
Boy Morty i really Cronenberged the world up, didn't i?
We got a whole planet of Cronenbergs walking around down there, Morty.
by garfilbert June 13, 2022
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Thomas kroonenburg

Thomas also known as tom or TK is a really great bowler for cricket and will represent australia in the ashes 2029, he's also a sex lord
this dude is the next Thomas kroonenburg
by Cricket pants November 21, 2021
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