kroger

an annoying neighbor you are hoping will sell their land and leave so someone you would be able to enjoy visiting can purchase it and move closer to you

After the closing, Kroger is going to turn off the loudspeakers they use to blast self congratulatory propaganda onto their brown cement floor off and temporarily pause their arbitrary reshuffling of merchandise to mark up prices and relocate to a place that contains people who haven't yet figured out it is worth the effort to drive around them to get to a decent store.

by PhDConsumer June 11, 2018

kroger

(noun) One who kroges. Krogers can often be identified by their long, curved nails, which they grow and trim specifically to make their kroging more productive.

It is not known what, if any relationship exists between kroging and Kroger (the supermarket), but showing up to an interview with a nice set of kroging nails probably wouldn't hurt your chances of employment with the company.

Check out those nails - looks like a kroger to me.

by GabrielSix April 4, 2005

kroger

A grocery store that franchises in the mid south (i.e. Va, NC). Used to be called Hannaford

yo, im goin to Kroger to get some grub. BRB

by Grant July 16, 2003

Kroger

(Noun) A quantity or amount of goods, irregardless of weight, that may be contained in a plastic grocery sack. Heard in the Upper South in Dayton, Ohio when a person is recycling the grocery bag to use for another purpose. These bags may or not come from an actual Kroger store.

This term may be used in other areas such as Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville and Bowling Green Kentucky where the Kroger supermarket chain prevails.

"I'm offering a Kroger of kitchen gadgets and knick-knacks to the first person who emails me back with their phone number on Freecycle."

This is similar to two actual Freecycle offers posted in late March, 2007 on Freecycle Dayton.

by Marthakay March 31, 2007

kroger

a slur started in the soft Willy discord by tepi#0001, basically just don't be a Kroger ex dee

1: "women are good"
2: "Kroger speak"
1: "bruh"

by bonedoggingolz March 24, 2022

kroger

when a person gets head underwater

dude last night alisa gave him a kroger

by ThatOneChik December 8, 2006

Kroger

Ingesting a hit of marijuana in a crouching position, then immediately standing up, arching your back, and forcing blood to your face. Usually results in an amazing head rush and possible blackout.

Pothead 1: "Whats good bro? You wanna go take Krogers behind Stop & Shop?"

Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."

by Mr.Difter November 6, 2011