by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020
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by wippledipple1298673 December 5, 2021
Get the Kracket mug.ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."
by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021
Get the Felix Kranken mug.1. A now desolate, non-existent volcanic island along Indonesia. Its last eruption occurred August 2X, 1883. It killed 35,000+ people, and was literally felt throughout the entire world.
2. A metaphor for raising hell, beating copious amounts of ass, and causing chaos in general.
2. A metaphor for raising hell, beating copious amounts of ass, and causing chaos in general.
1. KRAKATOA ERUPTION NEVAR FORGET
2. (Whenever we hear this theme throughout the picture, we'll quickly learn what accompanies it is The Bride goin' Krakatoa all over whoever's ass happens to be in front of her at that moment.)
2. (Whenever we hear this theme throughout the picture, we'll quickly learn what accompanies it is The Bride goin' Krakatoa all over whoever's ass happens to be in front of her at that moment.)
by Vio June 1, 2004
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Get the Krakend mug.1. One who's eager to show the professor that she have done the reading.
2. As a verb, raising one's hand indiscriminately in a negative fashion.
2. As a verb, raising one's hand indiscriminately in a negative fashion.
by LeeDex April 30, 2011
Get the Krackatoba mug.A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.
Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.
by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008
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