Kaizer's Orchestra

Kaizer's Orchestra is a Norweigan rock band. The sextet is known for their unique sound and amazing live shows, which often involve playing on empty oil drums. Their lyrics deviate from the usual themes of love and relationships, and tend to lean more toward themes of revenge, russian roulette, and fighting. Many of their songs are also about certain characters, who tend to show up in several songs on an album. One of the most common symbols of the band is a gas mask, an article which is always worn by one member of the band.

The cry of fans at a Kaizer's Orchestra concert: Save me Kaizer!

by Phobic July 9, 2006

Kaizer Chiefs

A football team that used to be big during the semi professional days of South African, but today kuthi Huu!

During my time I used to be good, but now I'm Kaizer Chiefs

by RealMAO October 18, 2020

Kaizer

To disappear into thin air / leave without informing anyone of your departure or being seen by anyone, particularly on a night out socialising. Word is derived from the character 'Keyser Soze' from the Usual Suspects, defined by his mysteriousness and ability to disappear without a trace. The trend of pulling a kaizer is viewed with respect by drinking buddies rather than ridicule and indeed people applaud individuals who leave in this manner.

'Where did Collie go last night?'

"I dunno, he pulled a Kaizer around 11. The poor little fella was gee eyed'

by Chassis October 25, 2008

Kratzer

Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.

Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!

by A Large Panda May 2, 2010

Kaizerfan

A huge fan of the norwegian rock band Kaizers Orchestra, who almost just listens to that band and go to a lot of their concerts.

"You ain't a Kaizerfan if you ain't got a gas mask."

by Helge Kaizer (?) March 22, 2006

Kaizer

A name reffering to a boy with everything good in a person. Kaizers are huggable, sweet, romantic, talented, and smart.

They have great hair, a playful personality, and they're everything good you can think of. Being humble, usually they dont admit or see how amazing they are. Kaizers are guys with good senses of humor and are fun to be around. Kaizers the nicest people you will ever meet. They'll be your shoulder to cry on, and they never break promises. With beautiful souls, and eyes full of wisdom, you'll know right away that they know a lot. Girls, if you ever find a Kaizer , hold on to him tight, because you'll never find someone as amazing as him ever again. Kaizers only come every once in a lifetime. With a big heart in his chest, and he'll accept who you are, what you do, and support you. You'll swear that he's an angel sent from above. He's a Kaizer . Simple as that.

Human A "your boyfriend is such a Kaizer."
Human B "I know 😊 I'm glad I met him. He's everything I ever wanted.

by Ibrahim_7 October 8, 2015

kristmas krazers

people who are absolutely crazy about Christmas shopping. and can cause physical harm to others in the process. Damage usually caused with cars and shopping carts.

'Dude, that guy at Walmart totally got killed by those stupid kristmas krazers!"

by Nicholas Rhodes December 9, 2008