Kourtney

Realist female you will ever meet. Don't take shit from anybody and is stubborn. She tells you the truth even if it hurts your feelings so if your sensitive stay away from her. Also if you a hoe as nigga stay away from her because you will get no where with her. She doesn't love these hoes and she will probably marry a white man and live happily ever after.

Them: Kourtney that was mean.
Kourtney: And... it was true though

by Real75 December 21, 2016

Kourtney

Some one who every one wants to get to know.

She's so alluring. Shes such a Kourtney.

by funnamesandstuff August 20, 2013

Kourtney

An amazing friend.
A girl who cares for everyone.
Someone always there for you.
A person who will share her life with you.
Kourtney tends to love needles.
And possibly blood. But that doesnt stop us.
She is an amazing person.


Klever.
Kute.
Kreative.
Three 'k's to go with her amazing name.
I love my kourtney. <333

Me: aww how're you babe?
Kourtney: im alright. a bit sick though =S
Me: Mwah , a kish better.
-kourtney blushes-

by Teddie Bear. February 7, 2009

Kourtney Amber

A woman beautiful in all regards, phsyically, mentally, psychologically.... highly intelligent, witty, charismatic, with a devilish, enveloping seduction to her. Funny as they come. She is an amazing listener, loves pasta, and has a smile that can brighten the darkest of days. Entrancing dark brown eyes that are easy to get completely lost in. Loves deep, and will be the loyal to the man she has fell in love with.

Theres a girl I'm addicted to like crack! J needs that Kourtney Amber yo! Brah😂

by Warloch the one and only December 14, 2017

Kourtney

Kourtney is a wonderful friend she will help you all the time she can be rude sometimes but she is an awesome friend

Kourtney is awesome

by Queengucci111 July 11, 2019

Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian is the older sister of Kim Kardashian, and is famous for being on Keeping Up With The Kardashians , a reality show following the Kardashian Klan. She also appeared in Filthily Rich Cattle Drive, a show where spoilt kids are put in the country and have to survive whilst doing challenges ( hilarious ) She has a boyfriend, Scott Dissick, a businessman who is known for his outlandish personality and sharp dressing. He and Kourtney Kardashian have a child together, Mason Dash-Dissick. Kourtney kardashian has also stared in two spin off shows of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami and Kourtney and Kim Take New York. No-one really knows why all thenames start with K, but it is probably because of the surname beginning with K. Kourtney has two real sisters, Kim Kadashian, a reality star also and businesswoman, Khloe Kardashian, her younger sister, a reality star and socialite. She has one brother, Robert Kardashian, Dancing With the Stars star and reality star. She has three step-sisters, Kendall Jenner, model and reality star and Kylie Jenner.Her mother, Kris Jenner is her manager and her step-dad Bruce Jenner is there to push her! . She is half Armenian and appreciates her roots as she and her sisters have designed a jewelry range for Armenian designers. She and her sisters have also designed Kardashian collection, a quite nice range for budget store Sears.

Wow! There's Kourtney Kardashian! I wanna take a photo!

Guy: Wow, last night i saw Kourtney Kardashian on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and it changed my mind!

Guy 2: How?

Guy: Well they were just so funny!

by lollageduvet March 20, 2012

Kourtney

A amazing girl with beautiful brown eyes.. Roughly 5"8 and extremely good looking.

Is not too good at checkers though :P

Person 1: "Did you see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah shes hot but not nearly as hot as Kourtney."

by Typo* February 13, 2010