kotte

kotte brukar ofta användas som förkortning till "jävla unge"

vad har du gjort din kotte?!

by Gnar12 February 13, 2019

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kottenpark

Highschool in Enschede well known in the area for the school head’s ill treatment of mentally ill students, as well as overhyping the fact that they’re a “cultured” school, whilst barely doing anything related to the things that the school uses to advertise to people that they’re unique and that they should go to there.
(Previously a prestigious school with actual culture, known throughout the country)

Person 1: she’s always so gloomy, what happened to her?
Person 2: Yeah, she used to go to Kottenpark
Person 1: Ah!
Yeah, that makes sense

by Hellius Forsake November 20, 2021

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Kattke

It sounds like the pants but it is spelled different. People with the name of Kattke tend to be British. They also have direct blood relations to the Queen of Netherlands. They also tend to be VERY dyslexic. But if you where born in a Kattke family you are most likely gay and have many stds. Also Kattkes tend to be the hottest people in the world and get all the bois. Slust.

Girl: She is such a Kattke. I mean she cant even read
Boy: yeah but shes so hot

by yourmomcouldnever June 26, 2022

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Koteke

A special sheath for a mans `wobbly-bits`, and is shaped funny, it goes curly and pointy :)

Dude:Hey, wanna see me where my koteke?
Girl: OKAY!
*man removes pants*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! Oooooh curly!

by Sam Hartlaz February 18, 2009

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kontkever

A bug who crawls in your butt and lives in there for several years until you get fucked in the butt and he gets hit by the foreskin. When he gets hit by the foreskin he grabs it and waits until the owner of the foreskin pulls it out. The bug is now free and can live his life in freedom.

Yo dude, yesterday I was buttfucking my best friend, no homo tho, and all of the sudden there was a bug holding on to my foreskin. In Dutch they call it a kontkever.

by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) December 14, 2017

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