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A Kolten is that guy you meet a fall in love with the second you see him. But then you get to know him better and turns out to be a un-loving un-loyal bf or friend and after you brake up you finally realize that he was only dating you because of you are a hotting and for your ass. KOLTENS ARE TOTAL FUCKBOYS
Alyssa: Omg i met this guy and I just broke up with him and he just dated me for my ass and cuz I was hot

Jayda: that is a Kolten
kolten by UISHOh February 16, 2018
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"Hey, it's Kolten! The gay/lesbian guy"
Kolten by Becaaa82 January 3, 2017
kolten he is usually a faggot and has that tone of voice everyone hates he also run like a retarded anime character and has black hair so he can hide his galaxy buds and dates all them black people and also loves his wish ramen noodle outfits
kolten that dumb faggot.
Kolten by dga grdfcg ard November 4, 2019
I hate Kolten so much I just want him to suck a fucking bbc
Kolten by Maddenisgoodname July 12, 2020
a dumbass who rots braincells and like sports even tho he suck at everything
person 1: haha kolten is dumb as hell
person 2: i agree
person 3: I CANT ANSWER 1+1 BECAUSE OF HIM
kolten by 1+1=ballsack July 3, 2024

kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

kolten dorty 

An ugly little chicken boy... Who is also the biggest bandwagon you know.
OMG the eagles won the super bowl, I bet kolten dorty will have a Nick foles jersey.
kolten dorty by J.L. Boom February 6, 2018