koji

Animal Fucker

You fucking Koji! Get out of the zoo

by DevIL June 13, 2003

KOJI

Keep On Jacking It. Ask Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie on the podcast BudPod. It is the normalist weird thing to masturbate and therefore as a friendly greeting or end to a sentence "keep on jacking it". Koji can be shouted if you do not have enough time and want the secret surprise.

Them- "It was good seeing you again, all the best"
you- "you too, KOJI!"
them- "Oh thank you that is very kind of you to let me keep beating my meat"

by Eggiest poo October 26, 2020

Koji

The most breathtaking chinko that you will ever encounter. Often simply referred to as, "Chinko" by people of equally breathtaking status.

Person: "Hey! Its Koji!"
N: "You mean Chinko..."
Person: "Oh, I'm actually not allowed to call him that."
N: "I can see why..."

by BallFreeTommy<3 November 20, 2011

Koji

Someone who is uglee and stubid

"omg look it's koji."
"Ew I hate him he's so stupid."

by Kojiisastupidiot September 2, 2018

Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."

n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."

a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

by The Man April 5, 2005

koji

the name koji stands for a fish. he eats fish food and looks like a fish and he studies like a fish. he sucks at 2k, pretends he’s a human, when truly he’s not.

did u see koji?
in the ocean

by kojifan October 27, 2019

KOJI

King Of Jerk Island

Fuck that lucky ass hole Chris Palko! No wonder everyone calls him KOJI

by GeigerLibertad July 11, 2021