Kodiac Bear Trap

While copping dome, the male squeezes his thighs together to trap the female between the legs in a bear-trap like fashion. Then, he spreads jam and honey in her face and/or hair. It is customary to then yell "Gotcha, bitch" and pour nuts or berries on the honey to further demonstrate male dominance.

Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.

Big Mike got head the other night, but before he finished he was able to pull off the Kodiac Bear Trap. She tried to escape, but he stuck his fingers in her ass so she couldn't move.

by The Taxi September 19, 2010

kidiot

a kid that is an idiot; stupid.

powder is a kidiot; enemy territory kids

by trev1 December 1, 2006

kodjo

Person or object coming from 2 different places. Usually a mix of African and European. They are very rare, and very unique. If you come by one, you'll be content. They also go by the name of "hybrids".

Gabi: No...
Ksenia: What is it?
Gabi: Is that a... Kodjo?
Ksenia: Oh damn... Yeah that's a Kodjo.
Gabi & Ksenia: Wow (with admiration)
Gabi: He glows
Kodjo: Hey guys!

by Gabiesmr April 2, 2007

kodocon

Derived from the Japanese word for "children" (Kodomo 子供), it is a word used to encompass those who are both lolicons/shotacons (people who are attracted to underage characters. loli = girl, shota = boy).

1: "The kids in this anime are super cute!"
2: "What are you, a kodocon?"

by justvibingok August 19, 2020

kidiot

A child who is especially incompetent. Word usually uttered by irate parents.

Child: Can I take the computer in the tub, Mommy?
Mother: Suit yourself, kidiot.

by Sabeenerz October 7, 2008

I voted for kodos

A humourous phrase uttered by Homer Simpson during an arguement with Marge after their planet has been overrun by aliens and all humans had been pressed into slavery. Homer is suggesting by this statement that the world would be a better place if the rest of the world had voted Kodos (another alien) into power. In truth if either alien had been voted into power the outcome would have been the same.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" - Homer Simpson

by Mishoni May 12, 2006

Kodiak liver

People in Kodiak Alaska, who realize there's nothing else to do here but get drunk... have a Kodiak liver.

"Man I got wasted last night... my Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".

by Sunshine Crackhead April 10, 2011