kobe'd

the act of receiving oral pleasures, expecting sex, and getting none.

I hooked up with his honey at the club, was thinkin I was goin to hit it, but only got kobe'd

by psiv July 31, 2003

Kobe'd

Originating from the recent allegations against basketball star Kobe Bryant, this was taken from the police transcrips during his interview. The "Kobe" is a specific sexual act which the athlete enjoys with his women. The male releases his "product" onto the face of the woman he is with.

We were watching a porn and the asian got Kobe'd.

by Zac October 5, 2004

Kobe'd

The term used for getting Kobe'd on a helicopter (doing a 360 windmill dunk on your dyslexic, paralyzed and autustic daughter while screaming "KOBE" and exploding).

"Yooo! I just kobe'd that 6 year old morbidly obese autistic girl off my burning helicopter!

by k0BE YEET SKERTTTTT March 21, 2022

Kobe Day

august 24th being 8/24 which are the numbers that he wore, this day is to honor him and if u have his jersey then to support and wear it on this day💔fly high

august 24 is kobe day

by @madmax1110 on snap January 26, 2020

Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

by dirtyChef November 25, 2013

kobe dodd

kobe is really mean and like to eat my food and he scabed my drink

kobe dodd
ohh why are you a little asshole domb bitch. kobe dodd

by xcvbnm,j.k,jmhgfbdsasfrgthyjuk June 1, 2022

National Kobe day

This is the day we remember a Legend and we know this by 8/24 his jersey numbers in the NBA

Y’all look it’s national Kobe day

by January mans January 27, 2020