Kobyn

Stalker. Total stalker. Pretty frickin awesome stalker though! The coolest stalker in the world

Why am I still texting Kobyn? I am so dumb. But he's such an awesome stalker!

by ☠☠☠ January 31, 2020

Kolbye

Sometimes referred to as a god, this man is so sexy and smart that woman can’t even comprehend it

Hot girl 1 “look at Kolbye , he’s so hot”
Hot girl 2 *immediately faints*

by TRGangswag October 22, 2019

kobayashi

the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan

Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts

by DJ MethFace August 5, 2006

Kobey

Kobey is the most amazing human on this earth and deserves the universe. You should never take him for granted because there is only one Kobey, and if you lose your Kobey you will never find another amazing Kobey like him. He is unique and special and cares for everyone. another reason you shouldn't lose him is because when you go to look for him in the Lost-and-found bin he prolly not gon be there so treat your kobey right or he will run away and he wont be in the bin when you go there to look for him.

Kobey is a beautiful human

by JimmySusan May 18, 2018

Kibby

Another way to say Kitty, usually used in a happy or cute manner. Someone might use this when seeing a cat that is as cute as a kitten.

"Look at that cute Kibby!"
"Henry is such a nice Kibby"

by anonymous March 26, 2022

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Apple Knobby

(n.) A delectable apple and peanut crisp dessert.
(v.) The act of giving oral sex (blow job)

(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"

Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"

Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."

by Crotcheola December 8, 2010