the knockout

when a guy gives a girl so much pleasure that she faints. it is one of the hardest sexual feats to do.

I gave my girl the knockout cause i was just that good at the sex.

by Dj the dl September 24, 2009

The Knockout

Chugging an entire beer while the bottle fills with smoke, then inhaling the smoke.

Guy: "Got some beers, wanna use the knockout?"
Dude:"Fuck yeah, hook me up!"

by Outer Exos May 05, 2013

The Knockouts

n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"

Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!

by Badass Punk April 19, 2006

Knockouts

Knockouts and Knockouts Haircuts for Men are the trade names of an American salon chain with a boxing (and mixed martial arts) /sex appeal theme targeting men. NBC's "The Today Show" and CNBC's "The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch" and other media have labeled Knockouts the Hooters of Haircutting. Knockouts employs an attractive all-female staff of licensed hair stylists and massage therapists. The services include haircuts, hair coloring, waxing, manicures, pedicures, and six types of massage therapy.

Dude, if you want a cool haircut and a FREE beer, go to Knockouts, they are the Hooters of Haircutting.

by El Jefe Viernes May 20, 2009

Knockout

She's a "Knockout" typically refers to a woman who in addition to being physically attractive, also exhibits great empathy, appreciation, and respect for all things and people she comes into contact with.

Have your met Mark's new girlfriend Vicky? Yes, she is quite a knockout.

by markalodian October 25, 2019

Knockout

Take a big ass hit of headies off a bong...
hold it...
take a shot of vodka...
still hold it...
chug a beer through a beer bong...
still holding it...
blow a fat ass line of coke...
exhale...
knockedout...

3 min after a knockout...

"i think im dead...
but at the same time...
alive...
im fucked up right now man...
fuck..."

by TrifectaHH September 14, 2008

Knockout

when a person says something unbelievably not funny, that does deserve a punch in the face, literally.

"why did the sheep cross the road?"
"because it was the chicken's day off."
"Oh my god, that is such a knockout!"

by Mr Not Funny April 15, 2009