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Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
by MisterFellow August 26, 2010
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nice knowing you

An expression said to someone who is about to do something which will put him/her at great risk.
Mark: "Hey man, did you sell your plasma screen TV yet?"
Johnny: "Yeah, I've got a guy who wants to buy it. I'm meeting him on a corner in East Oakland tomorrow night at 1am."
Mark: "Good luck with that. Nice knowing you."
by Nicholas D January 18, 2012
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krobin

Sizzling hot pipe when reefer is burning intensely inside a bowl & the bowl is too hot to touch
Smoking a bowl that is being passed around & it is intensely hot. "Man, that bowl is krobin".
by Chinacat July 12, 2006
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Snot Knobbing

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.
Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.
by Jocko Love November 8, 2013
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Shift-Knobbing

Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.

Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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obi-wan knobie

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular
by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021
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