When you're done getting a prime blow job. You knight the person who blew you with your penis, by placing your penis on her left shoulder then you move your penis to her right shoulder. You may also use your penis to slap her in the face so she doesn't forget, depends on tradition.
Steve got the best blow job of his life from Sandi that he had to knight her with his penis. Sandi's knighting took place under a full moon beside the castle.
by Mike Pezacouski August 08, 2012
Knight is a good friend, but sometimes he acts like he's on crack, and can be pretty weird, but he is very cool
by ELITE DESCIPEL KIRITO June 18, 2020
Future era: I became a knight in the year 2050, the Future, the knighthood has returned to battle, swords have returned, as they are now evolved, knights now use advanced firearms and blasters.
Medieval era: I am a knight, I am the one who come to protect my Kingdom! I am a hero, nobody will stand in my way, not even my Kingdom either.
Medieval era: I am a knight, I am the one who come to protect my Kingdom! I am a hero, nobody will stand in my way, not even my Kingdom either.
by CommunistCyborg November 04, 2020
The act of standing in front of a bowed or seated male or female with an erect penis. Placing said penis on each shoulder and head in the same manner as king or Queen dubbing a true knight.
As with tea bagging this action is sexual in nature usually meaning to gratify, punish, embarrass, or promote laughter.
As with tea bagging this action is sexual in nature usually meaning to gratify, punish, embarrass, or promote laughter.
by Atom Bianchi February 08, 2009
by pricerman March 11, 2013
A man with a great sense of crude humor who is friends with everyone. You can't walk down the street without seeing him being followed by a crowd of attractive women. His face is secretly carved into Mount Rushmore and he loves to go to the jacuzzi and smoking hookah.
by haldenzguard August 12, 2010
Facing your partner, with them on their knees, place one's penis on one shoulder shoulder then the other, in a manner akin to a king knighting a squire.
by Dr. Dre-chuck August 14, 2009