kneeslapper

When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation.

That joke was a hellava kneeslapper, I laughed my ass off.

by Count Funkula June 13, 2003

i will delete your kneecaps

if somebody says this to you run

if you like trump i will delete your kneecaps

by non binary frog November 1, 2020

I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.

If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.

by sebacostamr January 6, 2019

kneecap action

The process by which two (or more) lesbians achieve the ultimate orgasm when the male sexual organ or suitable substitute is not available

On the eve of their one year anniversary, the women partook in an exhilarating evening of kneecap action.

by Merixis December 30, 2013

kneecap

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something

They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008

Kneecapitate

1) the removal of one's knee by injury caused by an outside source.

2) to cause pain and discomfort to one's knee, kneecap, or area of the knee by use of force or removal.

3) a threat of bodily harm upon an opponent.

Also known as: kneecapitated and kneecapitation

The room was so small that I didn't sit in the chair because I would have kneecapitated the girl behind me.

He made me so mad, I wanted to kneecapitate him!

If you don't pay me by Friday, I'm gonna have my cousin, Guido kneecapitate you.

While practicing in my karate class, I was able to teach the students about kneecapitation when defending themselves.

by dirastac March 27, 2011

kneecapping

The act of permanently destroying someone’s kneecaps. Often done with a firearm (as popularised in film and television), a baseball bat or lead pipe or other blunt instrument, or a power drill (often used in conjunction with a countersunk drill bit and popular with the IRA).

When the police heard the screaming, they knew that Shamus had been on the wrong end of an IRA kneecapping.

by Don January 7, 2004