klunge

vagina (usually derogotary)

Up yer klunge !

by Giles September 23, 2003

Klunk

It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)

"You look like a pile of klunk!"

by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax February 11, 2008

klunser

A danish term used in a situation when someone is acting very stupid and not taking things seriously.

"Eow er du klunser?"

Translated to english: "Eow are you a klunser?"

by UfakeShaek April 27, 2021

Klundge

The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.

Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.

by MrPea October 25, 2010

klunkan

Klunkan, my friends nickname. Also a verb. When used as a verb its klunkad.

1: Hey did you see Klunkan last night?
2: Yeah, he klunkad someone in the head. With his head! What a Klunkan move.

by catbage October 20, 2021

Klundt Drunk

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.

“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”

by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013