klosko

overrated. selfish. not capable of team play

"the ice road puckers are all klosko"

by theblades February 11, 2010

kolska

a guy with a nonexistent peepee

oh wow, he’s a kolska

by aliciie November 20, 2018

The Klosway

Negging a woman by saying she is average.

The first time this style of neg was applied was during a famous pick-up in Boston at a party crash along the Mystic river.

During a pick-up "The Klosway" has proven itself an essential part of the game.

"Darlin I like you but you're just an average girl (The Klosway)."

by MMV2005 June 1, 2009

Koska

A grey evil, a menacing puma, which uses its bean-like stealth pads to sneak up on you, before tenderizing you into a biscuit as it chants “Brrrrr!”

I was fast asleep when a familiar pressure had woken me up, it was a Koska! I then accepted my fate as a biscuit…

by AnonLion March 23, 2026

The Klosway

destroying a girl when she shows interest

after a long romantic night the girl was brought to tears when she got the klosway

by MMV2005 June 2, 2009

sophia kluska

sexy ass beast who knows what she wants

damn that girl is such a sophia kluska

by buttbutt22 January 18, 2017

Paul Klorska

To Paul Klorska is to use a defibrillator on an penis of a submissive male, who is tied down.

Let's go to my place, I will totally Paul Klorska you.

by Domikonavilaka August 26, 2025