Get the Klombonculous mug.A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
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One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
by thedalailummox September 1, 2010
Get the cop knobbler mug.The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
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Get the Klubbing mug.what you yell when you pick up dual Klobbs in Goldeneye on N64 and unleash a fury of bullets that will hit nothing.
*picks up Klobbs* ITS KLOBBERING TIME!!!!!
by mjsbullitt February 20, 2011
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