kleptocracy

"The Governance of Thieves" - Technical term, mixed from the psychological term "cleptomania" or "kleptomania" - the urge to steal, and the greek sillable "cratia" - the rule of, as in "democracy".
Often applied to the rulers of Subsaharan African states.

The problem of most African countries is not lack of food, but those kleptocrats in power.

by sam195 August 27, 2005

KLePTiic

"KLePTiic" is an epic company whose mission is to provide combined entertainment at its best. "KLePTiic" can also be used to describe how epic something is, in terms of technology or something involving the internet.

Person 1: "KLePTiic's 'KLePTiic Minecraft Server' is really KLePTiic! You gotta play it!"
Person 2: "I'm sure it's not as KLePTiic as me being a KLePTiic member!"
Person 3: "No.... their KLePTiic server is more KLePTiic.

by KLePTiic May 5, 2013

kleptocracy

A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and cronyism, or in other words a synonym for government itself.

History shows that to be governed is to live under a kleptocracy.

by dh8407 June 21, 2017

post-communist kleptocracy

That delightful period after a communist country falls during which everything becomes surprisingly stealable. A system of government that has a heavy focus on criminality and survival-of-the-fittest. What happens when commies turn on each other.

Russia after the Soviet Union became a post-communist kleptocracy.

by Ahod February 22, 2009

Kleptocuntocracy

It describes the cabal of greedy, thieving cunts who egoistically grasp the levers of state under the pretence of democracy.

Coined by Schrödinger's Cat with full dissertation laid out formally at
the going-postal-beta blog in the kleptocuntocracy posting

The ruling party is a Kleptocuntocracy...

by JabbaLeChat August 24, 2016

Kleptocliteoses

Theiving cunt

The kleptocliteoses stole everything I owned.

by Triple - 7 June 19, 2017

Kleptoclown

noun. A clowner with political vanities who is committed to thieving and lying and endorses clownarchy.

verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.

Guy: A clown stole a hamburger from a child at Wendy's and was caught masturbating in the restroom.
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.

Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!

by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018