kife

A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".

Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.

by forthegoodofeducation1944 July 01, 2011

kife

shit, garbage, rubbish, useless

That idiots speech was pure kife.

by Teddy Buttons February 08, 2003

kife

To steal, pilfer, or otherwise take what is not yours.

Dude, I kifed a cheese bowl from Red Lobster.

by moog March 02, 2005

kife

inadequete in quality
lacking quality

the marijuanna i bought was kife

by juicy j March 21, 2005

kife

To steal something. Another word for Yoink and Gank.

1.Cigi had this great CD in her Cursed Corsicrap, so i keifed it.

2.I want that sign, so im gonna keif it.

by me March 18, 2003

kife

To steal or plunder

Kifing is the secret to life.

by stephen May 25, 2003

kife

A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.

Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.

by Cluin February 28, 2004